A joke about Honda owners

Since I ride a Honda, I think I can make fun not only at myself but other Honda riders. So here is a joke that was sent from Gary, one of our readers, to me:

A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, turns to her and asks, “Hey there, do you want to go for a ride?”

 ”NO!” says the little girl as she keeps on walking.

 The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks, “Hey sweetie, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back.”

“NO!” says the little girl again as she hurries down the street.
 
The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says,”Okay kid, my last offer! I’ll give you 20 Bucks
“and” a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride.”

Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and Screams Out…
 
“Look Dad” “You’re the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley …YOU RIDE IT!!”

So laugh out loud as you read this and enjoy your day even if you do ride a Honda or a Harley!

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I am one of the original founders of www.biker-events.com and I have been motorcycling since 1986 starting from an Yamaha Scooter to my latest ride a 2003 Honda Goldwing. I have owned my Goldwing for 4 years now and I have put on a little over 70,000 miles in that time. I enjoy going to rallies and meeting bikers from every walk of life.

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